is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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