He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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