Non-Jews are for practice
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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