Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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