I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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