Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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