please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
