what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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