yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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