I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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