p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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