And the cops told us we were all naked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
