If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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