he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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