My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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