It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
