Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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