oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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