I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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