Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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