i was born a porn star she said
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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