I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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