Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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