after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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