idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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