chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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