Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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