Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
kristin has been a bad kristin
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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