2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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