i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize