is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My breasts were aching with rage.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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