He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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