I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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