Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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