Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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