Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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