I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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