he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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