just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
