On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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