Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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