just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship