You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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