the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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