A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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