normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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