You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
even my farts smell like vagina
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Is it because I queefed?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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