My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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