...so i touched it.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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