I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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