Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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