IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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