Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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